So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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