I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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