Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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