walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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