Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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