I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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