She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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