I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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