Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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