I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Randomize
