isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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