'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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