quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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