why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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