You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
