I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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