Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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