His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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