You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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