Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I cut my penus on the lid.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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