so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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