Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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