And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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