I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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