it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
