he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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