This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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