She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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