Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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