He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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