You're my little dorito
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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