you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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