ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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