I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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