He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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