I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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