you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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