i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I could fuck to npr.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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