No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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