Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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