I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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