I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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You. Win. At. Life.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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