Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
pray to the hookup gods
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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