ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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