The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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