I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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