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(815): View more from Illinois

Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me

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(408): View more from California

hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner

(1-408): View more from California

if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends

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(609): View more from New Jersey

No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.

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(254): View more from Texas

Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.

(254): View more from Texas

Tornado warnings are fun!

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion

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(870): View more from Arkansas

God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz

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(480): View more from Arizona

Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.

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