Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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