He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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