put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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