Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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