i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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