Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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