You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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