Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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