I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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